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50 funny facts about men. part 1.

Posted on: January 23, 2008

Okay ive been wanting to put this post, but was just too lazy to do it. Anyway i got this from a newspaper. Anyway laugh it out.

1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom.

4. Most husbands’ or men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.

5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”

6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.

8. If its attention you want, dont get involved with a man during playoff season.

9. Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.

10. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

11. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

12. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

13. Dont try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know.

14. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

15. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. Sleep with one under your pillow, instead of a gun.

16. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

17. Men love watches with multiple functions. A husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

18. All men hate to hear, “We need to talk about our relationship”. These seven words strike fear in the heart of even the Inspector General of Police.

19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

20. Men are sensitive in strange ways, If a man has built a camp fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

21. All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Ask disgruntled women for a list of names.

22. Men dont get cellulite.

23. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Woman have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

24. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, sleep next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

25. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. Rarely does a man walk into a party and say “Oh my Gosh. Im so embarassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo”

22 Responses to "50 funny facts about men. part 1."

lol? where’s the other half?

lol? number 7 just cracks me up. its so true…

Yo.. Pretty Funny some of the “facts” Lol.. 25 23

HAHAHAH
25
lv that one

These are copied.

These “facts” are stereotypical. Only about 30% of these actually apply to all men.

They are not too funny…..Send the funniest ones about men

wtf? because a bikini wax is worst than war?

lol i lov namba 25….thts so true

Really true…Even my man is the same…

Umm… I think you got most of these from another website…

How a bikini is worst then a war? Some facts are totally fake but most of them are true.

tell me about it…

number 15 is not true. a friend of mine tried to use eyelash curlers a few times…

these are true about some men, but not all. my fiance is metro so the stuff about bikini waxes, sports, eyelash curlers and clothes is NOT true. either way, IT’S STILL HILARIOUS! i cant wait to read the second half!

lol what guys do these facts not apply to lol

It must have been a lonely woman to think of these things. None of these fit me. Not scared to try something once just so it does not involve homo stuff.

One hour is especially dedicated to Spanish songs for children
to familiarize with the language. Throughout these ages
and ages, there have been many excellent teachers expounding
this comprehensive view of physical health, mental well-being and spiritual regeneration which is Yoga.

You can learn AT LEAST 3 times faster than average
Mandarin Chinese learners, plus this method is much less painful.

Number 23 is funnier if you visualize a douche bag walking into the party.

Its number 25 not 23

^ I think what you meant was number 25.

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